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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:29
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Here's Where Traders Expect Broadcom Stock to Go After Earnings - Investopedia
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
iOS 19: All the rumored changes Apple could be bringing to its new operating system - TechCrunch
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Should You Do Cardio or Weights First? We Finally Have an Answer. - ScienceAlert
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
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Then came..
Still no good
Loons and Moons
After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?